If the dolphins don’t win the super bowl this year I’m giving up on football

Horse bloggers go outside. That’s where the horses are

I just whispered “hashtag no sleep” to myself

I’ve seen skrillex in concert 4 times

My laptop is in the shop right now I guess I’m not gona poop for the next five days

Don’t take me serious I’m just a dog with a blog

*passive aggressively sucks my own dick*

ok i have the hugest crush on u ok bye

Cut off your boob and send it to me in the mail

You're videos aren't funny

Nice

I can’t believe I used to be a 15 year old with a tumblr

My life is the little squirt of yogurt that shoots out when you open a thing of yogurt