A new cool things to do is shorten “tbh” to “teebs”

Bad shoes are a deal breaker for me tbh

The only bad thing about eating alone is when you have to go to the bathroom…because you can’t just take your food with you to the bathroom. But other than that, I love eating alone…eating alone is great…..

What’s up I’m jack! I like listening to music in my car, eating overwhelming amounts of rice and beans, and I wish I could date myself

Where and how do I purchase your sperm good sir?

five……thousand dollars?

my aesthetic is a facebook status with 3 likes. and all 3 of them are from people i forgot i was facebook friends with

if the whole bible was written by a guy named Flobots do you think people would still be taking it seriously

I’m still like 53% sure that every once in a while aliens pour water onto the earth and that’s where rain comes from

lately i’ve been thinking about the water cycle a lot and honestly, what the hell??

do you ever have way too many things to think about and ur just like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You look homeless


i feel like i’m gonna be recovering from high school for the rest of my life